Shoes, Shirt and Service
Unless you live in the jungle, do you really have to tell me on your door..."no shoes, no shirt, no service?" It cracks me up when I see those signs. I understand obviously there's a reason for them, but it still makes me giggle, especially being a woman. No shirts? Oh my goodness, I better hurry home and go get one then!
As a woman, wouldn't it be fun to stand in front of the door and drop the top, flip off the flip-flops and parade around that mini-mart? Ha, okay, maybe not, but seriously....so many of those little warning signs are mandatory for say the health department, or because some bozo did something, so now we all have to be warned all the time.